Great question.

Ive been on this guys tail for years and years. I’ve been close. I’ve been so close sometimes that if I wasn’t carrying all these bags all the time I could have grabbed him, right there in the supermarket. there’s been times I think I’ve been in the same restaurant as him. There’s been seven or eight times I’m sure he was right there on the other side of the road, walking a Great Dane. I’m even seen him on Chat Roulette I think, two or three times. I get closer each time, and it’s just a matter of time before I have him in my boot, knocked out after punching him so hard in the head that he almost dies right there at the hardware store.
 

So here’s what we have so far, from various sightings/visions. Make sure to look out for anyone that may fit this description:

• Dressed as Ironman outside the Chinese theatre in Hollywood, signing autographs and doing poses
• Possibly in Argentina, with Hitler
• Pretending to be a janitor on Wall Street, in the big room where they have all the live Stock info going round on those LED chyrons
• The Pacific Northwest
• north sentinel island
• a HVAC engineer in the bronx
• downtown Tokyo selling fake Labubus
• in a coma in Istanbul after a plastic surgery gone wrong
• searching for the fountain of youth in the Andes with his sidekick
• a personal shopper in the last top shop
• working in an Amazon fulfilment centre throwing PS5 games and dildos into plastic bins
• selling his plasma on the Hong Kong black market
• breaking rocks as part of a chain gang in Tuscon after being arrested for an unrelated, less severe crime
• Anywhere in Scotland
• He’s still in San Francisco, pan handling at pier 9 at the wharf
• Hopping freight trains in the Midwest with all his stuff in a bindle
• working as a high end escort taking incredibly rich women to dinner in northern denmark
• Stuck between two buildings
• Selling sunglasses on Venice boardwalk during the day and performing in one of those street bands that play drums on upside down bins and things during the night
• In vegas
• Back doing the rounds on chat roulette with his dong out
• In Salt Lake City on life support
• Working as a columnist at the San Fransisco Chronicle, right under their noses!! This guy

If YOU have seen ZK, or think you’ve seen him, get in touch NOW