Who are we?
We’re a team of renegade, blood thirsty, boots on the ground sleuths who are going to catch the zodiac killer. We know capoeira and have a background in bookkeeping and accounts and one of us is a dog
Our Mission
Our mission is to capture this guy once and for all, delivering him to San Fran city hall, hog-tied, where the mayor will arrest him right there and I’ll get a key to the city!! Amongst other great gifts and rewards
This has not been easy so far though. this guy is slippery as hell! He’s avoided detection for like 70 years at this point, but we get closer every day. But when I do get him, boy am I going to go crazy.
I know what you’re thinking, ‘this guy has got to be 100 years old at this point, are you really going to obliterate some 100 year old man?’ Yes!!
If this guy thinks just because he’s 100 I won’t hit him with my car if I think I see him walking down the street, then this guy is high as hell!! I’m in my yellow 1983 Suzuki Mighty Boy and I have my foot on the gas, no brakes!! Watch out ass hole
this guy is gonna be hog tied and delivered to the mayor if it’s the last thing I do.
And who am I?? Ha ha, that doesn’t matter.
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