Little is known about ZK but we can make some pretty good assumptions. And we’re not just making an ass out of you and me, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean.

Here’s what we have so far:

• He’s slippery! He’s gone pretty much undetected for like 65 years
• He has glasses, or did have glasses, according to the e-fit drawn in the 60s. but with how accessible Lasik surgery is, we can assume he may have done this. although, we can’t talk about Lasik surgery without taking about the clause you have to sign to say you won’t sue if you go blind from the surgery, so he may be a blind man. so here are our options. either 1. he wears glasses like he did (maybe) back in the 60s. 2. he doesn’t wear glasses or 3. he is in fact blind
• he is old. This guy has to be 100 years old by now.  A huge advantage to us
• he’s violent - do not be afraid to be aggressive with this guy. meet him at his dirty level.
• possibly has had plastic surgery to avoid detection. Think of Michael Douglas in behind the candelabra. (Go and watch this film if you haven’t seen it, it’s really good!)
• he could look like John Carroll Lynch, who plays him in the film. why would they hire a guy who doesn’t maybe like him
• he may be packing. I wear a Kevlar bullet proof vest 24/7 because of this. people ask if I’m jacked because I wear it under clothes and I look huge, but I just have to say no, im wearing a bullet proof vest under neath this Kenzo t shirt because the zodiac killer is going to shoot me. I suggest you do the same
• he may be bilingual. the amount of time he’s been on the run may have called for it. I’m currently learning Mandarin Chinese and Turkish at the same time. it’s not going great but it’s better than not knowing either language at all. So far I know how to ask where my accommodation is and ‘if I die please bury me next to my father’
• He could be dead. a lot of people think it was this guy who died in 1992, but I say we keep looking
• He could be in a retirement home, which means we need to be kicking down doors and getting in people faces.
• He may have a little knife on him so strap a pan to your tummy so when he stabs at you it hits the pan
• I bet he’s hiding in the last place we’d ever imagine so don’t be afraid to think outside the box. He thinks he’s so clever and sneaky, but who’s going to be laughing when we snatch him on the international space station or in Liverpool somewhere
• Because he’s from the 60s he’s probably grown up to be a massive boomer. So he’s probably shit posting on Facebook or getting scammed by some Russian person pretending to be a young female thirst trap. We can use this to our advantage!!

If you have any info to add to the list, PLEASE email me